CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

Jen Campbell
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about?...
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about?...
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about?...
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about?...
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A customer asked a salesperson for this children's book called “Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe”, which the salesperson thought was too unusual for her to carry. The salesperson told her that it was not in stock, but then when she asked the customer if she wanted to look at other books in stock, the customer replied that she did not want any others. The salesperson was confused by this. She had expected to be able to find the book in stock, but apparently it had become so popular with customers that it had sold out.

Source: Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops

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